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1. Ed says:

   June 14, 2007 at 2:38 pm

   GEORGE: Why don’t they have salsa on the table?

   JERRY: What do you need salsa for?

   GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

   JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say “salsa.” “Excuse me, do you have salsa?” “We need more salsa.” “Where is the salsa? No salsa?”

   GEORGE: You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. (Angry) “I wanted seltzer, not salsa.”

   JERRY: “Don’t you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?? You have the seltzer after the salsa!”